Thursday, July 7, 2011

Because I Need To Laugh

I bring you Summer In Arizona jokes!

It's so hot in Arizona that...

* the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
* you can say 113 degrees without fainting.
* you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
* you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face (oh how I wish what came out of the faucets was actually cold!)
* you discover that in July it takes only two fingers to drive your car.
* a sad Arizonian once prayed "I wish it would rain, not so much for me, because I've seen it, but for my seven year old."

Selected from Judy Hedding at

1 comment:

Kate said...

Ha! Those are great!!!