We went to the pumpkin patch today, and of course I forgot my camera. Friends took pictures of my kids though, so at least someone will have proof we were there. The kids loved the hayride, decorating their pumpkins, the maze, and the bounce houses. But the highlight of the trip? The one thing they can't stop talking about, including at the lunch table?
Ladybug: Mom, why did that cow poop in the grass? He needs to use the toilet. I use the toilet. I don't poop in the grass.
Mom: Mmm-hmmm. Weren't the baby pigs so cute?
Fritter: Yeah! But that cow made a cow patty! Mom, what's a cow patty?
Mom: Hmm? Well...
Ladybug: Mom! The cow pooped in the grass!
And of course Fritter thinks this is the funniest thing in the world. I think Ladybug was just scandalized that the cow didn't have the decency to use the bathroom.